CrabDiving – Thu 042717 – GOP Debt Hypocrisy & Flynn On Uncle Nipples’ Payroll

The Crabs nearly gagged to death on GOP debt hypocrisy on Thursday’s podcast. In an impotent show of power from his itty-bitty pimp hand, Shitler shuttled the senate to the White House for a useless meeting about North Korea. Former Twitler National Security Adviser Michael Flynn took payments from a foreign government, even after being warned against it by the Pentagon. Days after starting his new gig on The Five and making an “BJ” joke about Ivanka Trump, racist Foxbot Jesse Watters suspiciously went on vacation. Waste of skin Coach Dave Daubenmire said the women at Fox were “titillating” their male colleagues into sexually harassing them. Advocates for net neutrality vowed to fight The Donald in his quest to put ‘Murica in the slow lane. Republican dillweed Jason Chaffetz announced he was leaving politics due to an old foot injury.

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