We watched sedition Inciter-in-Chief Trump impeached for the second time and surely a rancid doodle was deposited in his Depends. The ensemble of Fox And Friends found themselves divided over Shitler’s impeachment. Dandy GOP authoritarian Matt Gaetz went total nuclear on the House floor blathering bullcrap about Democrat hypocrisy and ANTIFA’s nonexistent role in the attack on Congress. Reports revealed Republicans in the House gave reconnaissance tours to domestic terrorists organizing the attack upon the legislative branch. Traitor Josh Hawley rightly suffered a massive backlash from constituents for supporting the angry mob that invaded the Capitol. 20,000 National Guardsman are gathered in DC to protect our Democracy from armed violent traitors. The Chairman of the GOP in Nye, Nevada claimed Biden would never be president and the Rapist-in-Chief would be POTUS for the next four years. The Orange Czar experienced a tremendous drop in popularity due to the insurrection he managed to incite in DC. Ice skating rinks in Central Park will no longer bear the orange Nazi’s name. Airbnb rentals won’t be available during the inaugural in DC due to anticipated white supremacist violence. The horrific yet chatty founder of a neo-nazi fight club complained the country has lost its way which was paved by our slave-owning founding fathers. The pandemic continued to ravage the country with new variants popping up. Finally, the Crabs discussed how everyone on the planet really hates Jarvanka.
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