The Betsy DeVos hearing is covered on this episode of the CrabDiving political podcast. We learned Shitler is going to puke forth multiple executive orders on his first official day as POTUS. President Obama spoke out against voter suppression and gerrymandering. Jimmy Kimmel humiliated confused Muricans in regards to Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act. RWNJ conspiracy theorist and hate-caster Alex Jones called civil rights icon Representative John Lewis a “lying pile of garbage.” The Crabs compared the number of people that attended Obama’s last inauguration to Trump’s projected attendance at his coronation. One of The Donald’s ex-wife, Marla Maples and daughter Tiffany don’t want to pay to have their hair professionally done for the upcoming inaugural. Christo-cook Jim Bakker said Democrats were encouraging terrorist attacks upon Trump. The FBI and other intelligence agencies announced they were looking into cash flows from the Kremlin to the orange-a-hole-face. Trump’s cabinet won’t be very diverse, shocker. Texan lawmakers said they want to take away voting rights from women that got abortions. A white GOP douche claimed he was diverse because he is from Texas. Finally, Pat and Ryan would wished Roger Stone get well wishes in regards to an alleged poisoning.
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