CrabDiving – Tue 051617 – Comey Memo Implicates Trump & Guilfoyle To Replace Spicey?

Comey House Testimony

The Comey memo implicates Trump and the Crabs snapped their pitchers in zen-like happiness. RWNJ troll Erick Erickson must have just popped a sanity pill before he declared Trump guilty of Russian shenanigans. It was learned Dild O’Reilly and Glenn…

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The Hollywood Hick – Wed 030817 – President Fart Puss Is Nuts & STFU Casey Anthony

Trump

Check out this episode of The Hollywood Hick, y’all mothertruckers!  President Punkinhead Fart Puss With A Dead Mangy Fox On His Head done falsely accused President Obama of wiretapping his ass. People are just straight-up, stone cold stupid. “You’re in…

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CrabDiving – Fri 051217 – Trump Threatens Comey & GOP Curious Regarding Russian Collusion

Trump threatens Comey in regards to the FBI Director’s “honest loyalty.” Shitler also suggested he may end press briefings, cuz fascism. Clapper called BS on Czar Cheeto Fingers. The GOP revealed they were “troubled” as well as “curious” about Twatler’s…

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