There once was a horrible sitcom called Daddy Dearest starring two of the funniest people on our polluted, crap planet, Richard Lewis and Don Rickles. Daddy Dearest totally sucked. Nobody liked it. It ran barely a season I think. If you care…
On this episode, the Crabs pile into the RWNJ clown car with the ridic musings of Keith Ablow, Steve King, and Alex Jones. Also, Louie Gohmert proves the existence of god #LOL. Plus we cover these stories: more that half…
An awesomely-timed photo of Rick Perry meeting with President Obama over the horrible humanitarian crisis at the southern border.
You remember that little bonus, licorice-like flavoring that a West Virginia chemical company accidently added to the water of hundreds of thousands of people back in January, 2014? Remember how those people were told not to drink that water, or…
CrabNation says hello to hump-day with the following headlines: Rush Limbaugh has some gross opinions about women’s health issues #shocker; grandson shoots granddad #murica: Kentucky pastor is hired despite being a sex offender and offends again #Jesus; pop music dullard,…