Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Fri 072117 – Sean Spicer Resigns & Scaramucci All But Blows His New Boss

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Sean Spicer resigns and the Crabs cover the whole shebang on Faithless Friday. Johnny-come-lately Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci was tapped as Spicey’s replacement. The legal eagles that serve Shitler explored ways in which Czar Cheeto Teats could pardon himself. Progressive…

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CrabDiving – Thu 072017 – Trump Dissed Sessions & Christian Rainbow Butthurt

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Trump dissed Sessions and surely southern racist Gollum felt pangs of butthurt. The Crabs reviewed the OJ Simpson parole hearing, as well as the Juice’s illegal self-yanking in his prison cell. Mueller ignored Shitler’s warning about expanding the Russian probe.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062817 – 10 Commandments Monument Destroyed & Tebow Rewarded For Sucking

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There was a 10 Commandments monument destroyed in Arkansas & the Crabs thoroughly reported upon the Christian butthurt-i-tude. Time Magazine requested the removal of the faux covers featuring the mug of PEEOTUS. Retiring GOP legislator Jason Chaffetz announced his whoring…

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CrabDiving – Fri 062317 – Trump Russia Derangement & Czechs Ain’t Down With Sky God

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The Trump Russia derangement proved amazing among the idiot mouth-breathing Trump-a-los on this episode of CrabDiving. Senator Dean Heller offered a thumbs down to the capitalistically cruel TrumpCare proposal offered up by Mitch. A totally loony religious right wing group…

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