If Trump turns on Flynn, surely the former NSA will be inspired to spill even more Russian beans to Mueller! Shitler bragged about his unusually high approval rating in a RWNJ Rasmussen poll. An idiotic, and surely racist Indiana legislator proposed a plan that would force the Colts to issue refunds to football fans offended by the take-a-knee protest. The Crabs reviewed eight ways the religious right wins converts to atheism. Douchenozzle Ryan Zinke failed in protecting American public lands in six specific ways. A brand new anti-science conservative Christian college announced they would open their doors in 2018. Aside from their Bible, a family lost their home and all their belongings in a fire, no thanks to divine intervention. A judge told a baker he would have to pay the 130K fine for refusing to make a wedding cake for an LGBT couple. Iran loosened their state dress code in regards to women a little. Finally, the Crabs reviewed some hilarious editor’s notes for Milo Yiannopoulos’ horrendous book.