CrabDiving – Tue 021820 – Trump Fights Corruption By Pardoning The Most Corrupt & Racist-y NC Voter ID Law Halted

Trump Fights Corruption By Pardoning The Most Corrupt

Trump fights corruption by pardoning the most corrupt, like Rod Blagojevich and Michael Milken. Shitler even pardoned 49ers owner Edward DeBartolo Jr. for his part in some junk bond scheme. Bernie and Bloomberg climbed in the polls according to a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021720 – Trump’s Taxpayer-Funded Daytona Publicity Stunt & Human LARPer Stephen Miller Gets Hitched

Trump's Taxpayer-Funded Daytona Publicity Stunt

We laughed at Trump’s taxpayer-funded Daytona publicity stunt. UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson canceled a visit to The White House after a not-so-perfect call with the Orange One. The Democrats are down to expand SCOTUS, and polling shows it’s not…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021420 – Dropped McCabe Investigation Breaks QAnon Loon Hearts & The Mormon Church Is Mega-Rich

Dropped McCabe Investigation Breaks QAnon Loon Hearts

The dropped McCabe investigation breaks QAnon loon hearts. The Army said they won’t investigate Vindman. AG Barr ordered a review of cases involving Trump’s aides. Shitler appeared to escalate the fake standoff between the White House and the AG. Senator…

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CrabDiving – Thu 021320 – Bloomberg Is Getting Under Trump’s Thin Skin & Crying Jim Jordan

Bloomberg is getting under Trump's thin skin

Bloomberg is getting under Trump’s skin. GOP Representative Jim Jordan’s name surfaced during statehouse testimony from Ohio State University abuse victims. The Senate voted to rein in Trump’s power to go to war. Back in the day, Shitler would bombard Chief…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021220 – Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire & Polygamy In Utah

Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire

Biden tanked while Sanders took New Hampshire in the first Democratic primary. Amy Klobuchar’s third place finish in New Hampshire shocked the establishment. MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews sounded clueless talking about socialism and Bernie. RWNJ bag of hamster squirt Rush…

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