Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 030718 – Trump’s Stormy Weather & Sessions Declares War On Cali

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The great progressive Governor Jerry Brown gave Gollum Sessions what-for regarding immigration. Former adult actor Stormy Daniels announced she would be suing President Cheeto. Education Czar DeVos barely paid a visit to the students that survived the Parkland massacre. Speaking…

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CrabDiving – Mon 030518 – Putin Gave The Rose To Tillerson & Nunberg’s Crazy Day

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Putin gave the rose to Tillerson but at least sad Mittens Romney got dinner. Loony Shitler minion Sam Nunberg refused Mueller’s subpoena. A Florida school teacher was exposed for hosting a white nationalist podcast. The Oscars received record low ratings.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 022718 – Kushner Loses Security Clearance & Rick Gates Singing Like A Canary

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Kushner loses security clearance and the air in Murica smelled a little sweeter, if only for a moment. Paul Manafort minion, Rick Gates, may have sealed Trump’s fate by cooperating with Mueller. The Supreme Court declined Arizona’s ridic same sex…

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