Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 062917 – Trump Mika Brzezinski Tweets & Molestation Victims On Mars

Trump Mika Brzezinski Tweets

We dissected the Trump Mika Brzezinski tweets on today’s episode of CrabDiving. GOP Sith Lord Sarah Huckabee stupidly defended Shitler’s tweets regarding faux-liberal Mika of Morning Joe. Department of Education Secretary Betsy Devos was voted worst Trump cabinet member in…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062817 – 10 Commandments Monument Destroyed & Tebow Rewarded For Sucking

10 commandments monument destroyed

There was a 10 Commandments monument destroyed in Arkansas & the Crabs thoroughly reported upon the Christian butthurt-i-tude. Time Magazine requested the removal of the faux covers featuring the mug of PEEOTUS. Retiring GOP legislator Jason Chaffetz announced his whoring…

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CrabDiving – Tue 062717 – Delayed TrumpCare Vote & Trump’s Crooked Lawyer

TrumpCare Vote Delayed

We celebrate the delayed TrumpCare vote and hopefully evil turtle-face Mitch McConnell is sad and quite flaccid. Ransomware hackers got their nerd on and screwed up some crap. Former Dancing With The Stars contestant and current Trump cabinet member Rick Perry further…

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