Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 100417 – Tillerson Kisses Orange Butt & Trump Kids’ Felonies

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Tillerson kissed orange butt and the puckering was not at all attractive. The GOP offered zero suggestions on gun control but were forthcoming with meaningless “thoughts and prayers.” The Mayor of San Juan rightly slammed Shitler for chucking paper towel…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100317 – Trump Visits Puerto Rico & Vegas Shooter Arsenal

Trump visits Puerto Rico and it was totally crap-tastic! PEEOTUS opted to employ a fade-away-jumper in an insultingly insensitive effort to deliver rolls of paper towels to Puerto Ricans suffering from the devastation of Hurricane Maria. The lone, white gunman…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092917 – Limbaugh Masculinity & Tom Price Bye Felicia

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Limbaugh masculinity was squirting all over the CrabDiving Podcast on Faithless Friday. Crooked Trump cabinet member Tom Price exited stage right today. The Washington Post broke a story revealing how Harvard helped its richest and most privileged students to get…

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