Tag: guns

CrabDiving – Mon 110617 – Yet Another Gun Massacre & Hillary Lesbian Threesome Sex Tape?

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The Crabs discussed yet another gun massacre on Monday’s show. Evangelical un-dead skeksis Pat Robertson blamed antidepressants for the recent mass shooting in a Texas church. A conserv-a-loon writer suggested god answered the prayers of the Texas victims by allowing them…

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CrabDiving – Wed 100417 – Tillerson Kisses Orange Butt & Trump Kids’ Felonies

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Tillerson kissed orange butt and the puckering was not at all attractive. The GOP offered zero suggestions on gun control but were forthcoming with meaningless “thoughts and prayers.” The Mayor of San Juan rightly slammed Shitler for chucking paper towel…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100317 – Trump Visits Puerto Rico & Vegas Shooter Arsenal

Trump visits Puerto Rico and it was totally crap-tastic! PEEOTUS opted to employ a fade-away-jumper in an insultingly insensitive effort to deliver rolls of paper towels to Puerto Ricans suffering from the devastation of Hurricane Maria. The lone, white gunman…

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